Chapter 352: Episode 33.3 So, I Am A Milking Cow?!
"Yangyang, I think Papa and Daddy got bad news from the doctor. Papa’s face didn’t look good when we came home. And he and Daddy have been talking in their bedroom forever. They even forgot the vitamins Daddy’s supposed to take," Yanyan grumbled, his little lips jutting out in a pout.
Now that he’d finished resting after their trip, Bai Tingfeng and Shen Yuan’s little boy was starting to grow restless. He wanted nothing more than to hang out with his parents. Unfortunately, his young mind hadn’t yet figured out a good excuse to barge into their bedroom.
"Young Master," Gu Jinpeng called gently. Appointed by Bai Tingfeng to babysit for the day, he had taken it upon himself to keep a close eye on the child—even at home. He has been hiding in the shadows, watching every move of the child.
Truthfully, it was entertaining work. Yanyan was well-behaved and irresistibly cute, especially when he held full conversations with his mutated pet panda as though it were one of his peers. Gu Jinpeng could do this for months without complaints.
Yanyan’s innocence was a breath of fresh air to him, who had a past full of darkness and blood.
However, sometimes he cannot help but wonder how a tyrant like Shen Yuan could give birth to such a sweetheart.
"Ehem," Gu Jinpeng cleared his throat to clear his traitorous mind. He shouldn’t be thinking ill of his boss when he is in front of his boss’s innocent cub.
"If you need an excuse to enter your parents’ room, then why don’t you bring them the vitamins and beverages? Master Bai and Master Shen will surely love it if their son shows thoughtfulness when they are too busy to remember things."
Yanyan’s face lit up like a light bulb.
"Big Brother Jinpeng is so smart! Now, I get why you are Daddy’s dog!" Yanyan’s innocent beam hurt Gu Jinpeng for the first time.
"Y-Young Master, a-a dog?" The former-assassin-turned-assistant was almost in tears. Regardless of his pride as an alpha, being called a dog hurts his ego as a human being!
Too bad the little boy is already whistling from excitement at the proposed plan.
Yanyan already ran away, "Nanny Lin! Can you please help me prep my Daddy’s vitamins? I will bring them juice and snacks, too!"
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What little Yanyan didn’t know was that, while he busied himself squeezing oranges in the kitchen, his parents were locked in a soul-deep discussion. The couple were seated on their bed, closely facing each other.
"So, you’re saying that all this time, you’ve been using my sperm to consolidate your spirit into that body?" Bai Tingfeng asked, the very picture of shock. "You’ve been doing that to improve your body and unlock your powers."
With both brows raised high, eyes wide as saucers, and his mouth hanging open, he should have looked ridiculous. But thanks to the superior genes he inherited from Rong Suyin and Bai Weisheng, he somehow still looked breathtaking.
Honestly, Bai Tingfeng should be cancelled for discrimination.
How can the heavens bless one person with that kind of face? Shen Yuan thought sourly.
"Yes," he replied. "That’s basically what I said—just in a different order."
Bai Tingfeng still looked doubtful. "You mean every time we—" He made a circle with one hand and poked it with his index finger.
"Yes," Shen Yuan said firmly, cutting him off. "Every time. Every shot."
He paused when he realized something "Except when I was forced into heat—that night was a mess, and I didn’t have time for my usual... aftercare."
He hesitated, then muttered, "And when we decided to try for a baby, I deliberately skipped it. I was afraid I’d ruin our chances if I diverted anything to my body instead of conceiving the brat."
Bai Tingfeng studied his husband’s awkward expression closely. He knew this look—Shen Yuan only wore it when forced to admit something that bruised his pride.
Closing his eyes, Bai Tingfeng drew in a long breath. Fine. No matter how bizarre this confession sounded, he would accept it as truth.
But still... it was hard to wrap his head around. The idea that his sperm, of all things, had some miraculous use for his husband was simply unbelievable.
Bai Tingfeng felt like his whole world had been flipped upside down.
He took a slow, controlled breath — an attempt to steady himself. But that sound ultimately grated on the celestial fox spirit’s nerves.
"Gosh, what’s with the reaction? You came into me, and I repurposed your seeds. Let’s not make this weirder than it already is, okay?" Shen Yuan snapped, his temper flaring with hormone-fueled heat.
Bai Tingfeng blinked, gathered himself, and said, "Okay."
"But next time," he added, "please be upfront about what you want or need. Let’s spare each other the heart attacks."
"Fine." Shen Yuan rolled his eyes. "But you have to understand—it’s not easy for me to talk about myself. I’ve lived thousands of years hiding everything. Even with the person I love, it’s still hard to share those secrets."
"So you still have a lot of secrets." Bai Tingfeng sounded oddly sure.
"A shit-ton," Shen Yuan admitted, unabashed. "If I started telling you now, we’d both grow old before we finished."
Bai Tingfeng only nodded, a soft smile tugging at his lips at his husband’s words. He decided to let the matter rest for now. After all, they had a lifetime ahead of them—time enough to grow old together and unravel each other’s secrets, one by one.
"Okay. Let’s get this straight, then, Yuan." Bai Tingfeng held his husband. "From now on, you will be taking my seeds to improve your body. That way, we are sure that our baby will take just the right amount of mana."
Shen Yuan lazily bobbed his head up and down. "Yes."
"I need to do it regularly, too." A sly smirk blossomed in his beautiful face. "Milk you every chance we can get."
As if that signature smirk was not enough to convey his lewd meaning, he shook his closed fist up and down, then licked his upper lip.
Bai Tingfeng’s face turned beet red after seeing that.
"This is too bizarre," The poor alpha cupped his face with his hands. "I feel like a cow kept for milking."
Shen Yuan let out a loud, rascal laugh. "Oh, honey. You kind of are, though."
"To make it stop feeling weird, why don’t we start training now?" The sly fox spirit grinned, as if the sun itself was shining through his teeth. "Exposure therapy is said to be one of the most effective methods for overcoming phobias or any... off feelings. Let’s go. This almighty nine-tailed fox will show you the ropes."
Shen Yuan sprang up from the bed like a coiled spring. Locking his smouldering gaze on his husband, he promptly dropped to one knee.
"Come to me, honey. Let me squeeze the milk out of that—"
"Yuan!" Bai Tingfeng practically leapt away from him. If Shen Yuan could see the hairs on his arms, he’d notice how every single strand was standing on end from root to tip!
"Can’t we do this normally? Stop with the awkward, dirty talk!" Bai Tingfeng’s face and neck had gone crimson.
"What? You love hearing me moan. Don’t tell me that doesn’t apply to my dirty talk?" Shen Yuan purred, crawling across the bed like Catwoman.
"Moaning and dirty talk are two different things!" Bai Tingfeng’s baritone shot up several octaves. "And I normally like your dirty talk. It’s just that... can you stop making parallels between me and milking a cow?!"
Shen Yuan fell on his back laughing. Gosh! He must admit, he really intended to give Bai Tingfeng a knob job earlier. But the moment the alpha hopped away like a grasshopper, he felt like it was more interesting to mess with Bai Tingfeng than sex.
"Okay, let me change the line," Shen Yuan naughtily unravelled his tails.
One, two, three, four, five, until his last ninth tails. He opened it like a fan of a peacock in courtship.
Shen Yuan looked enchanting and dangerous at the same time. Even for Bai Tingfeng, who had grown accustomed to his husband’s beauty and crazy was not immune to such a sight.
Bai Tingfeng’s heart was booming, and that only intensified once Shen Yuan uttered his changed line.
"Let me wring your turkey neck dry."
"Yuan! Calm down!" Bai Tingfeng jumped away like an ant on a hot pan.
Unlucky for him, the celestial fox spirit used his animal-like moves and managed to pin him back to bed.
Shen Yuan unabashedly straddled him. Bai Tingfeng just felt his stiff manhood rubbing against Shen Yuan’s crack.
"I know you love it when I power bottom." Shen Yuan teased.
"Yuan!" Bai Tingfeng groaned. Damn! This started as a weird feeling. How come he is turned on now?!
Bai Tingfeng closed his eyes. Since this is what his pregnant husband wants, it is useless for him to struggle. He offered himself as he felt his husband’s hand sneak down his abdomen, then on top of his crotch.
He is offering himself now to Shen Yuan.
"Ahhh..." Bai Tingfeng hitched his breath, waiting for the time his husband finally milk him up.
"Daddy! It’s time! You forgot to take your vitamins!" Yanyan’s voice suddenly caused a ripple in his floundering consciousness.
Shen Yuan, with his fox tails out, jumped away the moment their door opened.
Damn! Bai Tingfeng doesn’t know whether to thank his son or not for this quick save.