Chapter 334: Chapter 334 I am not a monkey
Damn it, is this Human Clan woman out of her mind? What kind of look is that? I’m the Three-eyed God Monkey, a famed Ancient Ferocious Beast! Each Lord I devour goes down with a satisfying crunch, no breath wasted. And she dares to insult me with bananas and apples?
The monkey was so furious it didn’t want to deal with her and quickly moved forward.
But Chen Shixian followed closely, still chattering, "Monkey, wait! Whatever fruit you want, just tell your big sister."
Huh? It suddenly detected an unusual fluctuation. This Human Clan woman behind it was actually a Divine Body? Incredible! Could such a desolate continent still produce a Divine Body? Her cultivation realm is so low, yet why is she so fast? She can even keep up with me. This Divine Body is no simple matter.
The monkey deliberately slowed its pace to observe Chen Shixian.
But it would never know that she, one of the Ancient Divine Bodies, wasn’t cultivating a powerful realm. Instead, she focused on a single realm to unlock her Human Body Treasure.
After observing for an hour, it found nothing.
Besides confirming Chen Shixian was a Divine Body, it could discern nothing else—neither her realm nor her strength. This is too bizarre.
Moreover, within Chen Shixian’s body, there was a faint, intermittent fluctuation of the Great Tao.
Could it be? Could it really be? Is this girl the one I’ve been searching for?
The monkey’s eyes darted about as it suddenly stopped, staring intently at Chen Shixian. "A Divine Body?"
Chen Shixian gasped, her face etched with disbelief. "You can actually talk?"
What kind of nonsense is that? I’m an Ancient Ferocious Beast. Isn’t it perfectly normal for me to speak?
It shot her a disdainful look. "What kind of physique do you possess?"
"An Ancient Divine Body!" Chen Shixian grew excited. The Moon God body possessed a second strange phenomenon, but it required a powerful ferocious beast or a Spiritual Beast as support to manifest.
Previously, she had tamed a Demon Bird, but unfortunately, it wasn’t strong enough and later died in battle.
Afterward, she set her sights on Chen Pingping’s Spiritual Beasts. But no matter how eloquently she pleaded, those Spiritual Beasts wouldn’t even spare her a glance.
Left with no other choice, she had to give up.
Now, having finally encountered a "Spiritual Beast," she felt her opportunity had arrived.
With this creature, I’ll surely become invincible! Subduing Chen Pingping will be a piece of cake then!
However, the monkey spoke again, "Have you broken through to the King Tao realm yet?"
Chen Shixian’s expression froze.
The scene was all too familiar. Weren’t those the exact words of that scoundrel Chen Pingping? Every time he saw her, that was the first thing he’d say, making her grit her teeth in anger, yet she was helpless.
The monkey continued, "You claim to be an Ancient Divine Body. How can you prove it? Do you have any evidence? Can you demonstrate it for me?"
Chen Shixian was utterly dumbfounded.
What the hell is this thing? A Spiritual Beast or a member of the Demon Race? How can its Spiritual Intelligence be identical to that of a Human Clan member? It even doubts my realm and my physique!
"Hmph, with such low intelligence, you still dream of taming me?" The monkey shook its head, a look of profound disappointment on its face. "Your butt is small, your chest is small, you don’t look like a woman at all."
This remark completely infuriated Chen Shixian.
She yelled, "What did you say?"
She could tolerate being called unintelligent—she didn’t consider herself particularly smart—but for this monkey to claim she had no butt and no breasts...
This was outrageous, simply intolerable!
Chen Shixian puffed out her chest and said angrily, "Come here, come here! Open your monkey eyes wide and look! Isn’t this a chest? And isn’t this a butt? Aren’t they big enough for you?"
The monkey remained silent.
"Speak up!" Chen Shixian glared, her eyes burning.
"I was wrong."
"Wrong about what?"
Again, the monkey was silent.
Crap! I, the mighty Three-eyed God Monkey, an Ancient Ferocious Beast with extraordinary blood flowing through my veins, who devours Lords with a single bite—was I really going to apologize to a Human Clan woman? Me, apologize?
Chen Shixian, burning with rage, was about to summon the Tree of Great Dao to suppress the monkey directly.
PLOP!
It knelt, shamelessly declaring, "Sister, I was wrong! I shouldn’t have said your chest was small. And your butt is quite large too! Mmm, perfect! You’re truly the goddess of countless young geniuses’ dreams! Truly admirable!"
It knelt, gasping for breath. Its monkey eyes were almost popping out.
The Tao Seed—no, it’s the Tree of Great Dao now! It was utterly shocked. The thing I’ve been searching for so long is actually with this little girl, and it seems to have been nurtured already! The light of the Great Tao is hazy but so sacred.
The Three-eyed God Monkey gulped, its eyes gleaming with covetous desire.
I have an immature idea—to commit murder and robbery. Hmm. But it’s just a thought; I don’t dare act on it.
Because it currently had a slight problem; to be precise, an internal injury. A year ago, it had been severely wounded by that woman wielding the Undying Furnace.
It had nearly lost its vital essence and the powerful divine abilities of its third eye.
Fortunately, it had barely escaped with its life.
Later, when Soup Valley descended into the Heaven Martial Continent, it immediately sensed the presence of the Tao Seed. It had longed to leave this place and travel to Heaven Martial, but alas... at the exit, it sensed a powerful aura fluctuating, and the foot it had extended was hastily retracted.
"Sister, please let me follow you and cultivate!" the monkey pleaded shamelessly.
All its previous arrogance, disdain, and contempt had vanished, replaced by a shameless monkey clinging to Chen Shixian’s leg, acting coquettishly.
If any cultivators from the Nine Heavens were to witness this scene, their eyes would surely pop out in astonishment.
Chen Shixian: "???"
She was a bit slow to react.
What just happened?
She had summoned the Tree of Great Dao, ready to forcibly suppress this monkey. But unexpectedly, it had started kneeling and acting cute, even clamoring to follow her in cultivation.
There has to be a conspiracy.
Warily, Chen Shixian said, "Get up first."
"WUUU! I won’t get up..." the monkey whimpered. "Not unless you promise to let me follow you in cultivation, Sister!"
For survival, for power, it endured.
That’s the Tree of Great Dao! Legend has it that almost everyone recognized by the Tree of Great Dao eventually achieved Tao Verification. In other words, this little girl is very likely a future Human Emperor! Yes! There’s no mistaking it!
Unfortunately, the Three-eyed God Monkey hadn’t encountered Guang Xiaoyu and Zi Ji. Otherwise, the situation would surely have been different.
One had to remember, this time the Demon Flower had produced three Tao Seeds!
Chen Shixian frowned.
Seeing this, the Three-eyed God Monkey sensed an opportunity and continued, "I’m very pitiful. I lost my parents at three, was abandoned by my clan at five, and by eight, I was wandering every day, constantly bullied by other ferocious beasts... Wuuu... They all called me a wild child."
This...? Chen Shixian hesitated, her conviction wavering.
When she first saw the monkey, she thought it was a Spiritual Beast. But now, listening to its story, it seemed it wasn’t.
Spiritual Beasts don’t have parents.
Offspring born to Spiritual Beasts are typically called ’Demons,’ or sometimes ’Spirits.’
Of course, Spiritual Beasts rarely bear offspring.
If the monkey were a Spiritual Beast, it definitely wouldn’t have parents or a clan.
"You’re not a Spiritual Beast?" Chen Shixian narrowed her eyes.
"I am," the monkey quickly replied.
"Spiritual Beasts don’t have parents."
"The parents I mentioned... they adopted me," it explained.
"Spiritual Beasts don’t have a clan."
"I may look like a monkey on the outside, but in reality, I am not a monkey," it said earnestly.
"Then what are you?"
"A God Monkey."
"A God Monkey isn’t a monkey?"