Chapter 48: UC Shock-Style Headlines


Quickly sealing the potions, Lynn smiled and spent another 500 Skeleton Coins to teleport into the Sight.


Everything was complete!


Now the most important thing was to sell the potions in his hands.


Slightly more expensive.


Selling at 3000 Skeleton Coins per bottle.


He believed that once someone used his potions, they would definitely become repeat customers.


Now the most crucial thing was promotion!


Without another word, Lynn directly tapped the rune on his wrist and began editing the content for information sharing.


[Bloodsaw Potion Shop: Extremely powerful Critical Hit Potions now available! After consumption, it greatly increases attack strength! 3000 Skeleton Coins per bottle! Limited to thirty bottles! Fair prices! First come, first served! Only available here! No other branches! Come quickly and grab them!]

Click.

[Skeleton Coins -1000]


Information sharing successful!


Lynn smiled, feeling somewhat eager as he quickly switched to the trading channel.


Looking at the shared information, Lynn had a premonition that countless customers would soon be flooding through his doors.


……


Half an hour later.


Lynn sat behind the counter, eyes closed, with a slight curve on his lips, glancing at the completely empty area outside his shop.


Hmm... normal.


Maybe the promotion effects haven't manifested yet. It's only been half an hour. Wait a bit longer, customers will come soon.


Could also spend another 1000 Skeleton Coins for more promotion...


……


Two hours later.


Lynn frowned deeply, arms crossed, pacing back and forth incessantly in front of the shop entrance.


How could there not be a single person?!


He'd already placed three advertisements! There shouldn't be zero people interested enough to click through!


Don't rush, can wait a bit more. Haste makes waste!


Right!


Keep going!


……


Three hours later.


Lynn stood stiffly behind the counter, cobwebs gathering on his head, expression completely blank.


He had spent a full 5000 Skeleton Coins, continuously pushing five advertisements!


Could it really be that not a single person was willing to click through?!


Money was flowing out like water!


Slap—


Lynn (furious expression) slammed the table.


"This is you forcing my hand! I originally didn't want to use this! But it seems I have no choice!"


Lynn gritted his teeth (angry expression) as he pulled up the information sharing interface and quickly edited the following message:


[SHOCKING!! The secret to making tough guys thicker and stronger!! Top Demon Hunter passionately shares - Critical Hit Potions that make succubi blush and queens cry out uncontrollably! One bottle tears clothes! Two bottles send you to heaven! Three bottles make you powerful like a bulldozer! Want to become a truly pillar-like real man?! Click now: Bloodsaw Potion Shop!]


Slap—


Click promote!


Not done yet!


Damn!


Lynn (furious expression) quickly burst into maximum typing speed, continuously posting over a dozen anonymous messages in the trading channel at 100 Skeleton Coins each.


[Wow!! Bloodsaw Potion Shop's Critical Hit Potions are really amazing! After giving one to my boyfriend, just one bottle made me completely unable to handle him!!]


[No way! How can such a treasure-level potion shop be casually shared?! And it only costs 3000 Skeleton Coins per bottle, wow! So cheap, what if someone buys them all up?!]


[Stop sharing! Be careful the potions might increase in price! (angry expression), isn't it better to keep it secret?! Let yourself quietly become stronger, more powerful! More thick and strong! Isn't that, just perfect?!]


[Is this potion really that powerful?!]


[No! Not powerful at all! After taking it, it just casually doubles combat power, every time you attack, you can land perfect critical hits! It's really not powerful at all!]


[But can it really tear clothes?!]


[Not only can it tear clothes! Both places that should burst and places that shouldn't! This potion can make everything burst! Otherwise how could it be called Critical Hit Potion?!]


Slap—


Lynn gritted his teeth and put down his hands that had been single for seventeen years.


After this series of information bombardment.


The trading channel actually fell into brief silence.


"......"


Black dots flew over Lynn's head.

Instantly, countless phantom figures overlapped and flooded through the door like a tidal wave. The entire small shop instantly became packed three layers deep inside and out, with at least a dozen phantom figures squeezed into every available space.


Every phantom figure had shining eyes, speaking with extreme excitement.


"Boss! Is everything in your information true?! Does your shop really sell that miraculous potion?!"


"Are there really top-grade potions that can make you super powerful after taking them, that can make our queen cry out uncontrollably?!"


"I want ten Critical Hit Potions! Boss! I want them now!"


"Is it really recommended by a top Demon Hunter?! Boss! Give me 50 bottles! I want to test the effects!"


"Everyone get out! I came in first! Boss! Give me one bottle (shouting)!"


"(angry expression) How dare you! Obviously I came in first! Boss! I'll take all the potions!"


"Ah! Ah! Boss, do you accept payment in flesh?! I can come to you! I'm a very good succubus!"


Instantly.


The previously ignored potion shop was suddenly packed full with countless perverts hiding in the Dark World.


Lynn (deadpan expression).


Indeed.


Exactly the same as on Earth. If you don't use some exciting content, nobody is willing to patronize you.


But obviously this place is still pure land—the customers are all excited and pure, not looking down on this low-level promotion method like those people on Earth.


"This is really quite troublesome."


Lynn pretended to be troubled, showing a difficult expression:


"Everyone, although our shop's potions are genuine, we've always operated on a small scale with limited inventory. Currently we only have 30 bottles of Critical Hit Potions, and 10 of them are already reserved by regular customers..."


"This... really puts me in a difficult position..."


Lynn looked extremely troubled.


Seeing Lynn's troubled expression, the swarming customers immediately exploded.


"(angry expression) Damn! Boss, what are you troubled about?! 4000 Skeleton Coins per bottle! I'll take them all! If you're troubled, I'll add another 500 coins per bottle!! I have plenty of money!"


"Damn! (angry expression), you think only you have money?! Boss! 5000 per bottle! Give me 30 bottles to start! If the effect is good! I'll patronize you double in the future!"


"5000?! So petty! I'll pay 6000!"


"7000!"


"7500!!"


Seeing the situation getting out of control.


Lynn quickly stretched out his hand, advising: "Everyone, don't fight! Although our shop's potions are indeed excellent, everyone should shop rationally! Don't spend recklessly! Money isn't easy to earn!—Payment over there, direct transfer is fine!"