"What's wrong?" Yang Qinglan noticed his expression.
Regardless of whether Guanyin was real or not, adhering to the philosophy of "if you don't do it, you won't be wrong," Li Changzhou hid the matter.
He said, "I'm learning a divine skill called 'Divine Soul of Buzhou Mountain,' and it's quite difficult."
"Just relax when you bathe, stop thinking about those things."
Li Changzhou smiled and said, "I'm already relaxed when I'm alone with you, I must use the other times well to stay like before."
Yang Qinglan smiled, rolled up her sleeves, and extended her pale hands to massage Li Changzhou's shoulders.
Li Changzhou sighed contentedly, "I've instantly arrived in Heaven."
"Buddha took Western Heaven away, and Heaven was probably taken by Jehovah too," Yang Qinglan whispered, her fingers brushing across his chest.
Li Changzhou naturally reacted.
"How's the medicine?" Yang Qinglan couldn't see clearly through the green medicinal liquid.
"It won't work for you and Turquoise Pool, but Li Qianxia can."
"What can I do?" Li Qianxia jumped down from a tree branch overhead, "Bathe together with big brother?"
"Come on in," Li Changzhou said with a smile while sitting in the bathtub.
"My lady self eats scallions and garlic but doesn't eat ginger, provocation doesn't work on me." After saying that, she glanced into the tub, "How stripped are you? Is your butt showing?"
"Should I stand up?"
"You stand! If you don't stand today, you'll take my surname!"
Taking each other's surnames was something they said when neither was sure, but anyway, they both were named Li.
Li Changzhou really wanted to suddenly stand up to scare her, but...
Although he was wearing underwear, he really couldn't stand up now. Yang Qinglan's slight and cool hands were stimulating his body and nerves.
"You're coming out with me later," he changed the subject.
"Where to?" Li Qianxia instantly teleported to the dining table, picked some grapes and a chair, and teleported back.
She sat there, watching Li Changzhou soak in the medicinal bath, as if she were enjoying the lively scene of slaughtering a pig during the New Year, occasionally eating a plump grape.
"Italy, to see if Yafeiluna has anything good." Having said that, Li Changzhou then looked up and asked Yang Qinglan, "Qing Lan, are you coming?"
His lips were very close to her face, and he could smell her fresh fragrance.
"You guys go on, I'll make another batch of medicinal liquid for Qian Xia, wait for her to come back and soak in it, meanwhile, I'll adjust the elixir recipe and then restore my Mana by reading books on faith," Yang Qinglan said.
"Also have to bathe this dumb husband Li Ergou, too much work~" Li Qianxia stood up, feeding Yang Qinglan grapes.
"No helping it," Yang Qinglan ate a grape, her voice slightly muffled as she laughed, "marry a chicken go with the chicken, marry a dog follow the dog, just my bad luck."
"What about me?" Li Changzhou did not take offense at the nickname 'dumb husband,' but was dissatisfied he didn't get any grapes.
"Ah—" Li Qianxia fed him.
As he opened his mouth, she kept saying "I won't give you any, to annoy you," and ate it herself.
"Mmm~, delicious, so sweet, Qing Lan, here's another one for you... tasty, isn't it?"
"Delicious."
"I'm just taking a bath, and you two are already bullying me like this. In the future, when I'm lying sick in bed, completely immobile, needing someone to handle my shit, piss, and phlegm, are you two planning to rebel?" Li Changzhou half-jokingly scolded.
"No rebellion, most we can do is shit, piss, and spit on your head, puh." Li Qianxia laughed heartily.
"Never mind, I'll just stand by and watch Qian Xia do her business."
"No, no, no, I'm the type who can't pee if someone is nearby."
"Should I go outside?"
"You two!" Li Changzhou was about to get up angrily.
"You're not calling me for Li Changzhou's meat." Turquoise Pool stepped out from the shade of the trees, the breeze fluttering her hair, and sunlight glittering broken glass-like over her, smiling.
"Don't talk like it's Tang Seng's flesh," Li Changzhou retorted first.
"Sister Yao, we were discussing the elderly care problem of my brother in his old age, whether to shit, piss, or spit on his head."
Turquoise Pool looked at Li Changzhou with slight surprise: "I can understand using saliva, barely manage with urine, but... please maintain human dignity even if Immortals are just non-humans on a life tier," she said.
"That's how rumors get started," Li Changzhou sighed.
Leaning in the bathtub, his hair slightly damp from the steam, he spoke with a smile, his features carrying a certain charm.
All three laughed.
"Huh?" Suddenly, Li Changzhou flicked a water droplet into the air, which dispersed into a mirror surface, revealing an image within it.
Someone was crossing a Tribulation.
"Is it from the Special Warfare Bureau?" Li Qianxia asked while feeding Li Changzhou grapes.
"No," Turquoise Pool said.
In the image, the Tribulation Crosser was a foreigner, specifically whether they were German, English, French, or Polish, it was too difficult for the four of them to determine, and it also didn't matter.
Lately, the number of people attempting Tribulations had diminished, those players who could only cross a second-rate human Tribulation no longer succumbed to the temptation of becoming Immortals and instead focused on improving themselves as much as possible.
Various powers also deduced and strived to make the most thorough preparations since, at this stage, players capable of crossing Tribulations were treasures, and the death of one was a significant loss.
So, nowadays, those who dared to attempt a Tribulation generally had some skills up their sleeve.
Even so, Li Changzhou wouldn't pay attention to every battle, but this one caught his focus because the challenger might succeed!
The black fog had already been worn away, the face of the Tribulation Crosser was filled with panic, showing that, even with ample preparation, it was still not completely immune to "Emotion Control"—and this "Emotion Control" was still deployed by "Second Class Heavenly Tribulation·Li Changzhou."
During the Human Tribulation, Li Changzhou was then enveloped by a rising black shadow from beneath his feet.